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• 2012-03-02

  It’s Gay Christmas tomorrow!

  Dear Mother Nature,

  Look, I know you’re a spirit all onto yourself. You don’t like to listen to anybody and you have kind of a reputation for starting shit. Bascially, you’re a diva bitch. But from one diva bitch to another, there’s gonna be a big ass parade of fabulous diva bitches tomorrow - and like, can you just not rain on that parade? You’ve been busting out rain all summer and we get it. Enough. I can only respect a diva if she continues to be engaging and I’m already SO bored of you right now. Besides, if you rain on us tomorrow Fred Nile and his CDP friends are all going to the think the coincidence is an act of God showing his disdain for all my LGBT friends. And I just don’t want to read about that in the Sunday rags while nursing a hangover. So sunshine tomorrow ok? Then you can rain all the rest of the year if you fucking like.

  Love you bitch, mean it

  J xoxo

• 2012-02-22

  The most crushing reality after returning from a long stint overseas is that some friends have understandably learnt to live without you in your absence. Meanwhile, you have crash-landed, naively expecting everything between you to pick up where it left off, indeed perhaps with added invigoration, considering the new and exciting experiences you want to share. It’s a blow to the entirely irrational and yet altogether human (read: selfish) thought that everyone was sitting around pining for your return. I’ve yet to find a solution that isn’t just waving my arms around wildly trying to remind old friends that I exist; something that is completely at odds with the attitude towards friendship I’ve had since my early twenties - “if you don’t make enough effort for me, you are getting cut.”

  Yes, I’ve decided to start blogging again. Please don’t judge me for being earnest on the internet.
  

• 2012-01-15

  

  especially your genitals.

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• 2012-01-08

  

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• 2011-12-25

  

  Merry Christmas everyone.

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• 2011-10-10

  

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• 2011-10-09

  

  tyleroakley:

  Michael is my spirit animal.

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  tracieeganmorrissey:

  Best name ever.

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  ATTN: <a href=”http://forgloryordeath.tumblr.com/“>Adam</a>

  KISS KISS

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  softerworld:

  A Softer World: 724

  (If you’re not part of the solution, you probably think I’m nuts)

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